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tallulahblues:

I literally crave affection. It’s not about sex. I crave somebody to cuddle with me, and to lay their head on my lap. I crave kisses, holding hands and running my thumb across theirs. Just looking at someone and thinking “how did I get this lucky”.

(via chasingdreamsasiscream)

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hotelceilings:

brookeeverdeen:

*slides $10 to the government* please cancel school

*puts it towards buying more military defense* *raises college tuition*

(Source: brookeelizabeths, via jeanprouuvaire)

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anepictimelord:

niknak79:

Listen to the D

I love how he is thinking but his dick is talking out loud.

(via 2460onetruepairing)

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night-catches-us:

kb-saransar:

"According to the FBI, there have been 129 confirmed white Christian terrorists in the last 20 years. That includes Timothy McVae, the uni-bomber, the Atlanta Olympics bomber and dozens of family planning centers and abortion clinics. Muslims? 19. Which would make white people the most likely demographic to commit a terrorist attack. So watch your mouth before you call me a terrorist or I’ll knock your fucking teeth out.

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(via official-enjolras)

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ladypaceofmirkwood:

I’ve figured it out: My type is tall, handsome and dorky as fuck

(via theillofthefall)

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raptortooth:

mybine:

lumos5001:

amazingpeetaisnotonfire:

sluttynuggets:

aphtaiwan:

johnhamishmorstan:

I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers

what why would you use numbers

so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH

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America makes no sense, as usual.

bless the person that actually made the chart

laughter from France

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France what the fuck

(Source: vexingholmes, via a-hyphen-broke-my-hy-men)

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jeholy:

"OMFG i haET cosette !!11111 shes So lamE and mary sue !!!11"

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(via chrlsprxtt)

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tranquilcas:

housecousland:

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bogmoth:

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”

holy shit

This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day

what the fUCK

wow

w o w

wooooooow

WOW

wow

  • wow

Yeah for anyone who doesn’t work retail, people really are this fucking entitled and condescending.

(via chrlsprxtt)

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